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Democrat Robert C. Byrd -




THE BUDGET OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT - explained in simple English




HIGH CHEEKBONES - Useful for keeping those liberal tears in place for the cameras




HEY OBAMA.... - How much did you want for your seat again?




GOVERNMENT - how much did they cut their pay? $0.00




HOUSE AND SENATE - American government, business as usual




Joni Ernst -


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More politifakes by blesic

blesic - November 12, 2014, 12:10 pm
That's right. Both global climate change and religion have been accepted as fact.
jonny5 - November 12, 2014, 9:59 am
The argument that consensus confirms "man made global climate change" proves your point. Conversely religion's been around for centuries, so by the same logic as fewer and fewer believe that proves that it never was a myth and therefore must be 100% true
blesic - November 11, 2014, 11:55 am
If a myth endures long enough, it becomes accepted as fact.
jonny5 - November 10, 2014, 9:38 am
and the myth of liberal tolerance rolls on...
blesic - November 9, 2014, 3:19 pm
Yes, ban him! Definitely ban Johnny.
jonny5 - November 9, 2014, 11:31 am
blesic stands for "Believes Liberalism Enthusiastically Stereotypical Insensitive Caveman" If a Rep had written this they'd be tagged ***ist and the those on the left would call for their being banned.
blesic - November 8, 2014, 8:56 pm
Thank you.
Cannabal - November 8, 2014, 7:28 pm
blesic, you're all right.
blesic - November 8, 2014, 4:27 pm
At least I'm not a conservative buffoon. That's the lowest form of animal life in the country.
blesic - November 8, 2014, 4:27 pm
At least I'm not a conservative buffoon. That's the lowest form of animal life in the country.
diehard - November 8, 2014, 1:07 am
get a grip, get a life..wake up and welcome to 2014....what a buffoon
blesic - November 8, 2014, 12:14 am
Certainly not! This is 1961. Isn't it?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 7, 2014, 7:18 pm

"know their place" Are you stuck in the 1950's?
blesic - November 7, 2014, 2:05 pm
They should have income equality as long as they know their place.
diehard - November 7, 2014, 5:27 am
Still better than liberal douches who fail at both jobs
OTC - November 7, 2014, 2:15 am
Guess Hillary Clinton should stay out of the political race in 2016 with all these attacks on women by the left, cause y'know, war on women and all
OTC - November 7, 2014, 2:11 am
And here I was believing liberals wanted income equality and equal rights for women
blesic - November 7, 2014, 12:21 am
If she's in the national guard, it must be KP duty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2014, 10:05 pm

Well put.
Olympusmanager - November 6, 2014, 9:54 pm
You know that you're talking about a Lt. Colonel in the National Guard, right? Why don't you enlighten the rest of us as to YOUR accomplishments, as soon as YOU finish the dishes. What a DERP!


FLUSH WASHINGTON IN NOVEMBER - Get involved and plug-in to your govermnent




THE BIG NUMBER - How much of this did congress cut? -0-




The general consensus -




IT CAME UPON A MIDNIGHT CLEAR -




BARACK OBAMA- OOOOOOPPPPSSS!! LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG -




MOORECUTS FOR SENATE IN 2012 - Help elect Cravin Moorecuts to the Senate in 2012!




CONGRESS - Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain




SEND US $5.00 - So That We Can Continue To Fight Against Private Citizen's Rights Of Free Speech.




2014 Elections -


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More politifakes by OTC

OTC - November 15, 2014, 5:00 pm
Or 'I will post a bill online so you can read it before I sign it"
Cyberhagen - November 15, 2014, 12:53 pm
or "This will be the most transparent administration in history", or "I will not appoint lobbyists", or, Don't cross the red line Bashir Al-A$$ad, or else..". or.. I could on.
OTC - November 5, 2014, 7:56 pm
Oh oh, how about "it's Bush's fault!"
EmmaRoydes - November 5, 2014, 7:52 pm
or how about when Harry Reid said all the people who told horror stories about obamacare were liars?
EmmaRoydes - November 5, 2014, 7:49 pm
Or any of these: http://www.politifact.com/personalities/barack-obama/statements/byruling/false/
EmmaRoydes - November 5, 2014, 7:45 pm
Or maybe If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. If you like your health care plan, you can keep your health care plan.
crankyhead - November 5, 2014, 4:19 pm
"If you repeat a lie often enough, it can become truth…" You mean like State run death panels and Kenyan birth certificates?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 5, 2014, 1:50 pm

Considering some of the behaviour around here lately I'm understandably on edge. Nows not the time for cow tipping if you get my meaning.
OTC - November 5, 2014, 9:55 am
Relax moo, I'm just rattling your chain
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 5, 2014, 8:17 am

I don't vote on Posters, but thanks for a**uming that.
JGalt - November 4, 2014, 11:43 pm
She insists that voting fraud does not exist. If you repeat a lie often enough, it can become truth, despite the stories about machines changing republican votes to Democrats. Yet we never hear of the opposite happening
OTC - November 4, 2014, 11:16 pm
Strange how my posters just get approval and already have 1 lion votes, mod low balling posters?


THE U.S. SENATE - A group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.




Selective rights -




low information voters -




Obama's promises -




CAMPAIN FINANCE REFORM - Is easier to get around than the US Border. That's what happens when the PEOPLE who make the Rules... Benifit by you breaking the Rules!




If the recession is over -




Senate -




Those who cannot remember the past.... -




God help us -




Senate votes down Veterans Benefits Bill -




THE TRUTH - shall set you free




Congress should heed this. -




MONKEYS, TYPEWRITERS AND THE US SENATE -




Can't get your way? -




Draconian leadership -




BARBARA BOXER - LIKE HER NAMESAKE IN THE ANIMAL WORLD, SHE ALSO IS A DOG




DURBIN - Dimwit Undermining Republican Benevolence In Negotiations




If Obamacare passed without Republican votes -




Idiots: You know 'em as soon as they open their mouths -




STILL NO SIGN OF LAND OR A BUDGET - HOW LONG IS IT? 1077 DAYS, SIR.




MORE CONCERNED ABOUT RE-ELECTION - Than Standing By Your Core Values !!




HARRY REID - filibustering himself




ANY ONE OF THEM.... - Would make a better president than Obama, but we must give them a supermajority of Republican senators as Newt reminded us....




THANK YOU NOTE TO INCUMBENT DEMOCRATS -




SENATE HEARINGS - Everybody's GUILTY unless proven INNOCENT!




2010: IT'S TIME TO CLEAN HOUSE - (and the Senate too)




COMING SOON - Senate to House Don't touch it




CHRISTMAS GREETINGS 2009 - From the US Senate




GOP FILIBUSTERS - MAYBE THAT'S THE PROBLEM -




Throw them out! -


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More politifakes by PapaFox

ChadAllen - June 3, 2013, 9:31 pm
Perhaps she should try addressing the fringe left of her own Party responsible for all of these mass shootings in recent years rather than continue being the Democrat fascist Parties poster child for gun control.


Mr. goes to Washington and finds where the real problem lays -




Mitch McConnell -




John Cornyn III -




11/4/2014 The day America was given a 2nd chance -




For defending our rights to buy assault weapons! -


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More politifakes by fauxnews

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2016, 9:05 pm

I would say the same thing about any organization that promoted any kind of racial "supremacy" it's OK to promote equality or pride, not supremacy.
ipaprime - June 27, 2016, 8:04 am
Or any other racially exclusive organization.
ipaprime - June 27, 2016, 8:02 am
So Moo+ would you say the same if a person is a member of an organization that promotes say Black or Latino supremacy?
fauxnews - June 25, 2016, 1:11 pm
No worries, Moo+. ;^) It's all good, mate ... Have a good one. Cheers
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2016, 11:43 am

Also, being proud of being a member of a white supremacist organization is just about the most redneck and simple minded thing I've ever heard of.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2016, 11:41 am

Wow. My bad Faux. But in my defence, so king accusations have been your Forte in the past. Chris, stop tormenting members and changing their usernames into insults.
truthteller - June 25, 2016, 5:22 am
The nationwide cancer of hate from a conspiracy-obsessed rightwing echo chamber[and anti-Muslim sentiment]is enabled here.It goes beyond mere political debate.Politifake should stop pretending to be a fun dose of political parody.It should start being one
truthteller - June 25, 2016, 5:14 am
Sh*t.This place has become one ugly scene. It is like a Mark Fuhrman fan page. Racist conservatard jokers spew their conspiracy theories and vile without much consequence. Liberals are scapegoated.Moderate conservatives like me can only laugh at the farce
fauxnews - June 24, 2016, 11:24 pm
If anything, I was just feigning indifference, saying 'Whateva.' There's bigger 'messier' things in the world to stress about. This place isn't one of them. So, nothing personal. Cheers, mate.(2/2)
fauxnews - June 24, 2016, 11:21 pm
Hold your horses,mate.You said A SH*T TON,Chris!Still trying to process everything and distill it.Will answer your personal questions later. Look,in the meanwhile,thank you for being honest.In the bigger scheme of things,you didn't play me THAT badly(1/2)
fauxnews - June 24, 2016, 10:08 pm
...P.S. Forgive the long conservation here. But you wanted to have this publicly. PMing me in private works too, mate. I'm not being any more annoying than anyone else here to not deserve the benefit of the doubt. We've all been good lately. Peace out
fauxnews - June 24, 2016, 10:04 pm
...While I dont allege 'sockpuppeting' (read: I don't care), I DO allege meatpuppeting even if it IS unintentional.As in,multiple users in alliances singling out an user.The 'alliance' part doesnt bother me. Disrupting threads and creating confusion DOES
fauxnews - June 24, 2016, 10:00 pm
....It's MORE annoying that 3+ new users will suddenly pop up out of nowhere, and engage in a cross talk strategy (answering for each other) with the consequence (or intent) to confuse and provoke veteran users into making harmless mistakes...
fauxnews - June 24, 2016, 9:52 pm
...but you would be putting words into my mouth, or pretending to read my mind, to a**ume I was making a subtle (or direct) socking 'false' accusation...
fauxnews - June 24, 2016, 9:49 pm
...Rather than being played by trolls, the remedy IMHO is clearer communication. IN OTHER WORDS: you could've just 'asked'. :-/ I was being 'lazy' in how I addressed the cross-talk by 3+ trolls answering for each other in personal attacks against me....
fauxnews - June 24, 2016, 9:43 pm
...The remedy to this, which is the same thing I tell people on wikipedia where I mod, is to ask questions. And then let people hang themselves with as much rope as they give you...
fauxnews - June 24, 2016, 9:40 pm
So, in other words, they (or one person) is using troll bait to lure me into the perception of committing a 'bannable' offense and I (sorta) fell for it. And so are you.This trolling strategy was used on Cannibal,to provoke him into mouthing off.It worked
fauxnews - June 24, 2016, 9:30 pm
Excuse the delay, I had to dig some to see what the hell you are talking about ... I wasn't make a vague, or not so vague, accusation of socking, period. The confusion comes from some of these 'gents' stepping in to answer for each other (1/2)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2016, 8:46 pm

Hey faux....the next time I see one of your vague (not vague) accusations of sock puppeting (calling members "chris" or whatever) I'm going to ban you for a while. The length of the ban will depend on how much annoying **** you do between now and then.
fauxnews - June 24, 2016, 1:55 pm
Correction. Congress gives them all the guns they want. They make the laws,the President signs the laws. Again, no evidence 4 your a**ertion,just delusion. But you have the voice in your head as a source to refute that.You Trump supporters are a riot.ROFL
fauxnews - June 24, 2016, 1:50 pm
Nah, I'm going to stick around, thanx, Chris :^) You provide no evidence, just conspiracy theory and canned attacks like "leftist narrative". Delete your campaign, Trump supporter. You're losing in every major poll BADLY. Cheers :-p
Olympusmanager - June 24, 2016, 9:38 am
They don't have to buy guns. Our president gives them all the guns they want.
JohnGalt - June 24, 2016, 6:12 am
Um "delete your account" as you have told others. Pres has funded Muslim brotherhood, the champion of Gun laws. Fast N Furious, arming drug runners south of the border. Hmmm Lib-o-crites in action!!!


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Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 9:23 pm
Interesting choice of picture.


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